HAVE you heard the one about the retired general who said he had not had sex since 1956? His friend said: "`That's a long time ago." "I don't know," the general replied, "it's only 20.27 now."Enocia
THE man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies.
IN a packed programme tonight we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.
THE toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. Source
Tuesday, 12 May 2009
You've Gotta Have a Laugh - 3
The following chuckles are by British comedian, Ronnie Barker: