During my walk yesterday I met this woman walking a cute Yorkshire Terrier dog that I wanted to sroke, but it was barking so loudly that it put me right off.
"Don't worry, he's only saying hello," his owner said.
"Oh really? In that case," I said, "Ruff, ruff, ruff!"
"Ruff, ruff, ruff!" he tried to scramble up my legs. "Ruff, ruff, ruff!"
"See?" the woman said. "I told you he was saying hello."
Then the dog ran off.
Just as well I can speak Yorkshire Terrier or I would have missed out on such fun.
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